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>>One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
>>Sweatshirt.
>>Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
>>"What
>>setting do I use on the washing machine?"
>>"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
>>He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
>>
>>And they say blondes are dumb...
>>
>>A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
>>happiest
>>woman in the world.
>>" The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
>>
>>"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped
>>out of
>>the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
>>I mowed
>>the lawn like this?"
>>"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
>>
>>He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said -
>>That's a good
>>idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and
>>fart.
>>
>>Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
>>A: A rumor
>>
>>A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
>>wedding
>>anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
>>said that
>>because they had been so good that each one of them could haveone
>>wish. The
>>wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
>>Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
>>The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
>>Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
>>
>>
>>A PRAYER....
>>
>>Dear Lord,
>>
>>I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
>>Love to forgive him;
>>And Patience for his moods.
>>Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
>>I'll beat him to death.
>>AMEN
>>
>>Q: Why do little boys whine?
>>A: They are practicing to be men.
>>
>>Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
>>A: Trustworthy.
>>
>>Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
>>and
>>calling your name?
>>A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
>>
>>Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
>>A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
>>
>>Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
>>A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
>>
>>Q: What is the difference between men and women?
>>A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants
>>every woman
>>to satisfy his one need.
>>
>>Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
>>A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
>>
>>Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day!
>>And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to
>>take it!