Post A Joke

13. Potential  Murder  Suspect  

And as an example  
Q:  How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?  

A:  One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no  one else in this house knows HOW to
change a light bulb! They don't  even know that the
bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark  
for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And,
once they figured  it out, they wouldn't be able to
find the light bulbs despite the fact  they've been in
the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But
if they  did, by some miracle of God, actually find
the bulbs, 2 DAYS LATER, the  chair they dragged to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb  would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT
WOULD BE THE  WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME
IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES  OUT THE
GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE  PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT  WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!  

I'm sorry. What was your  question?