Post A Joke

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> How To Shower Like a Woman:
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> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
> laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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> If you see husband along the way, cover up any
> exposed areas.
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> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
> make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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> Get in the shower.
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> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
> cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
> shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
> conditioner enhanced.
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> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
> for 10 minutes until red.
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> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
> jaffa cake body wash.
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> Rinse conditioner off hair.
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> Shave armpits and legs.
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> Turn off shower.
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> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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> Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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> Get out of shower.
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> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
> towel on head.
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> If you see husband along the way, cover up any
> exposed areas.
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> How To Shower Like a Man:
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> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the
> bed and leave them in a pile.
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> Walk naked to the bathroom.
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> If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at
> her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
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> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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> Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your
> butt.
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> Get in the shower.
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> Wash your face.
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> Wash your armpits.
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> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
> rinse them off.
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> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
> shower.
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> Spend majority of time washing privates and
> surrounding area. Stay focused.
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> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
> stuck on the soap.
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> Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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> Pee.
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> Rinse off and get out of shower.
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> Partially dry off.
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> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
> hanging out of tub the whole time.
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> Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
> light and fan on.
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> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
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> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at
> her and make the woo-woo! sound again.
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> Throw wet towel on bed.
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> If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
> there's something very wrong with you
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